Guys, look, you always bring me into these situations, and I get in over my head because I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that. But look, it’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them.
(Source: cestlevitt)
Guys, look, you always bring me into these situations, and I get in over my head because I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that. But look, it’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them.
(Source: cestlevitt)
Grey’s Anatomy is giving me all the feelings at once
*Read with caution—here there be spoilers.*
I’m not usually much of a conspiracy theorist. But…
(Source: dempsiejoe)
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No nonsense.
WATCH THIS SPACE
This is isn’t a real post. I apologize for getting your hopes up. But I’m in the middle of packing…
I had this little idea on Twitter today. I have lots of little ideas on Twitter. And I have no doubt that this idea has been had before, because it’s that kind of idea. But it’s also the kind of idea worth repeating.
It started like this. I made a comment along the lines of, “Okay, Publishing. I…
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- Wake up. YELL “It’s My Derby!”
A Thank You Note to May 2
Dear May 2:
You have arrived.
FINALLY.
I feel like Rapunzel when she leaves the tower for the first…
You’ve got six days to buy Leslie something for Sex Day.